Psychic Critic: These Are the 2013 Oscar Winners

This just in: I woke up from a mad dream in a feverish sweat. A voice from the heavens crackled across my brain, and the voice named the Oscar winners to me. It’s currently 1:35 PM PST and I want to see if this voice was an ethereal presence, an supernatural disturbance or my own ESP predicting the future, but I think I have every winner of tonight’s Oscars. Place your bets, cause someone’s gonna be rich off this list:

BEST PICTURE: ARGO

BEST DIRECTOR: STEVEN SPIELBERG

BEST ACTOR: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

BEST ACTRESS: JENNIFER LAWRENCE

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: TOMMY LEE JONES

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: ANNE HATHAWAY

BEST WRITING – ORIGINAL: QUENTIN TARANTINO – DJANGO UNCHAINED

BEST WRITING – ADAPTED: TONY KUSHNER – LINCOLN

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: BRAVE

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE: AMOUR

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: SEARCHING FOR SUGARMAN

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT: OPEN HEART

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT: CURFEW

BEST ANIMATED SHORT: PAPERMAN

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: JOHN WILLIAMS – LINCOLN

BEST SONG – SKYFALL – ADELE

BEST SOUND EDITING: ZERO DARK THIRTY

BEST SOUND MIXING: LES MISERABLES

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN – LES MISERABLES

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY – LIFE OF PI

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING: LES MISERABLES

BEST COSTUME DESIGN – ANNA KARENINA

BEST FILM EDITING: ARGO

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: LIFE OF PI

If this gets published after the Oscars have already started, then you can just chalk it up to me writing down what already won. Because I am right. Dammit, I. Am. Right.

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