Psychic Critic: These Are the 2013 Oscar Winners

Posted by Wade Sheeler February 24, 2013 4 Comments 3237 views

This just in: I woke up from a mad dream in a feverish sweat. A voice from the heavens crackled across my brain, and the voice named the Oscar winners to me. It’s currently 1:35 PM PST and I want to see if this voice was an ethereal presence, an supernatural disturbance or my own ESP predicting the future, but I think I have every winner of tonight’s Oscars. Place your bets, cause someone’s gonna be rich off this list:

BEST PICTURE: ARGO

BEST DIRECTOR: STEVEN SPIELBERG

BEST ACTOR: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

BEST ACTRESS: JENNIFER LAWRENCE

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: TOMMY LEE JONES

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: ANNE HATHAWAY

BEST WRITING – ORIGINAL: QUENTIN TARANTINO – DJANGO UNCHAINED

BEST WRITING – ADAPTED: TONY KUSHNER – LINCOLN

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: BRAVE

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE: AMOUR

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: SEARCHING FOR SUGARMAN

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT: OPEN HEART

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT: CURFEW

BEST ANIMATED SHORT: PAPERMAN

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: JOHN WILLIAMS – LINCOLN

BEST SONG – SKYFALL – ADELE

BEST SOUND EDITING: ZERO DARK THIRTY

BEST SOUND MIXING: LES MISERABLES

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN – LES MISERABLES

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY – LIFE OF PI

BEST MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING: LES MISERABLES

BEST COSTUME DESIGN – ANNA KARENINA

BEST FILM EDITING: ARGO

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: LIFE OF PI

If this gets published after the Oscars have already started, then you can just chalk it up to me writing down what already won. Because I am right. Dammit, I. Am. Right.

About Wade Sheeler

TV Producer & Director, Writer, Frustrated lover of film and obscure music. I still make mixed tapes if I like you enough.

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There are 4 Comments

  1. - February 24, 2013
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    This is the rare year I’ve only seen one nominee and not really the one I’m most interetsed to see! Saw the Tarentino, would rather have seen the Affleck or Bigelow.

  2. Peter FIELD
    - February 24, 2013
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    We agree on most of these. I hope for the sake of my Oscar pool picks that you are correct!

  3. Brandy Dean
    - February 24, 2013
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    Ha! I beat him to the punch by publishing in the nick of time! Please feel free to mock Mr. Sheeler mercilessly tomorrow.

    But also give him a round of applause!

  4. - February 25, 2013
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    Damn you, Fake Psychic Abilities! I will be contributing $50 to Cinemania for my folly. At least it’s a worthy cause.

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